if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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