Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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