I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
