Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Randomize
