i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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