hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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