Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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