More tranny stories later!
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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