I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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