Sorry, I don't speak sober.
She announced her abortion via fbk
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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