I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm drive I can fine osifer
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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