I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You took a bar mat shot.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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