Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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