next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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