Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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