I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
His nipple licking is glorious
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