they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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