If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize