it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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