Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
