This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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