Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I think I am morally bankrupt
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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