Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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