Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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