Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Randomize