After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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