Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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