It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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