we made out on top of his cat.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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