But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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