I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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