I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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