i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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