My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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