Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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