yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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