She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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