cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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