i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
