Don't you send me to vm
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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