He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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