I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize
