saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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