"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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