I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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