You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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