eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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