weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Do plants get herpes?
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