the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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