No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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