Taylor Swift is so right about you.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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