Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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