It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Randomize
