i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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